Childfree Abby - Oral Fixation23 June 2006Message ID: 129pa1j2vgb240b@news.supernews.com
DEAR ELLIE: My boyfriend nagged me for years about his oral sex fixation, which he wanted me to "receive" from him two to three times a week. I ignored him, told him to grow up and only participated a couple of times a month. We've been separated for four months. He recently sent my friend an e-mail asking if she would "accommodate him twice weekly no strings attached," and sent her two (graphic) pictures of himself. She's interested. I seriously considered allowing another female into this relationship just for this act to revive our relationship. I think I could live with that because I know he loves me. He's a hunk with a great smile and body and he's also a very considerate person, so I may want to reclaim him. -- READY TO SHARE DEAR READY TO SHARE: None of you has a clue about what sexual intimacy and love is about, so if you try this three-way solution, I predict it will fail. His sexual motivation is more about keeping score than giving pleasure. Your response to shoot him down, or give in -- rather than work out what you both wanted -- was just as immature. His approach to your friend was crass; she's a fool to consider it. But you're the greater fool to believe this is a loving arrangement that will work. You all deserve each other.
Dear Ready, May I respectfully suggest that you remove your head from your twat and use it for something besides keeping your ears apart? You say he "loves you", I would be interested in knowing just how "love" is defined in this instance. One thing I can say for sure, Studly Hungwell values his blow jobs a hell of a lot more than he values you. I can't speak for you, Sunshine, but that isn't something I would consider "Love". Furthermore, sending pictures of his schlong to your "friend" and asking for "no strings attached BJs" on a twice-weekly basis is a definition of the word "considerate" of which I was previously unaware. Just as a point of information, the only person stupider than you in this whole triad is her.
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