| Archive: April to June 2004 | ||
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| 03 Apr 2004 | Too Fat, So Hubby Hits Road | What makes or breaks any relationship is communication, or rather the lack thereof. |
| 21 Apr 2004 | A condom would have prevented this | Since none of you Rhodes scholars can figure out the intricacies of birth control you are obviously not equipped emotionally, mentally or financially to raise this child. |
| 29 Apr 2004 | The Boyfriend's Mother | Ma isn't doing her sonnybubbles any favours, but if she wasn't driving him to the gin mill, he would find someone else to do it. |
| 30 Apr 2004 | Weddingbell Blues | Given the fact that your family barely tolerates your intended, you would be far wiser to foot the bill yourself rather than be indebted to your family in any way. |
| 02 May 2004 | The Most Important Thing In The World | Your daughter should not be in any way be made responsible for this potential trainwreck. |
| 06 May 2004 | What's Mine Is Mine... | Accept the realization that your ride on the gravy train has ended, and now you are on your own hook after a lifetime of sitting on your ass. |
| 07 May 2004 | Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? | The hardest lesson to pass on in a family is that of respect, and that in many cases there is no place that needs it more. |
| 08 May 2004 | Didn't You Rush This Just A Bit? | If all you are is maid service, childcare and sex - honey, don't wait for him to kick you out if you decide not to provide any of the above. |
| 10 May 2004 | What Makes You Think You Are The Right Guy? | If you can't respect her wishes, how can you say you love her? |
| 12 May 2004 | Living Your Own Life | Parenting does not mean that your children will be at your beck and call for your entire life span. |
| 13 May 2004 | Ewww, Mamma Is A Voyeur | Your husband is either a total invertebrate or has an Oedipus complex of epic proportions. |
| 23 May 2004 | You Can't Have It All | Life is about choices, the choices you make, and the consequences thereof. |
| 26 May 2004 | My Niece Is A Brat! | The parents of "problem child" aren't doing her any favours as they continue to facilitate her belief that the world revolves around her. |
| 07 Jun 2004 | Invited Guests Only | An event is whatever the Hosts decide it to be, and an invitation is only for those whose names are on it. |
| 07 Jun 2004 | The Great Race | A baby isn't a fashion accessory. When it becomes too tiresome to have around, you can't take it back, or sell it on e-Bay |
| 12 Jun 2004 | Too Old? | You are in your mid forties, your husband in his mid-50's. Having a child at both your ages is selfish and narcissistic. |
| 13 Jun 2004 | Kids At Weddings... Once More With Feeling | The wedding is your brother's and his bride's. It is their choice to have their wedding as an adults-only event. Their choice, get it? |
| 14 Jun 2004 | I've Been Oopsed! | If you don't want a kid, then wrap it, or don't have sex, or - if you are sure you don't want fatherhood to play a role in your life - get snipped. |
| 14 Jun 2004 | He Doesn't Trust Me | Looking over your shoulder and walking on egg shells is no way to have a relationship, and no way to live. |
| 23 Jun 2004 | Teen Vandals | It is now time to show that you have a few fangs. |
| 23 Jun 2004 | The Voice Of The Village | As in the training of any creature, from dog, to yes, child, the key is consistency. |
| 24 Jun 2004 | OOOPS! | Your wishes, dreams, feelings or preparedness no longer matter. You no longer have any say in this situation. |
| 25 Jun 2004 | Tick Tick Tick | You have swapped one dysfunctional relationship for another and the result will be no better. |
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Last update: 22 November 2004
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