
| 01 Apr 2006 | The Birthday From Hell | At ages 2 and 3 the kids are just too young to be subjected to a restaurant, and have the restaurant subjected to them. |
| 07 Apr 2006 | Taking the Wedding Out Of Town | The thing with "destination weddings" is that not all invited can afford to attend, or have other priorities for their money. People who have "destination weddings" usually understand this. |
| 08 Apr 2006 | Pissing Up A Rope | Counselling is not a magic panacea for all marital ills. |
| 08 Apr 2006 | Barging Down Denial | My esteemed counterpart says "appeal to his instincts as a father". This presupposes that he actually has some. |
| 14 Apr 2006 | Friendship In Peril | For the most part, the issues that you fear will likely resolve themselves. |
| 15 Apr 2006 | The Family Bed | The "family bed" is not an expression of "family bonding", it is an expression of environmental or financial necessity. |
| 20 Apr 2006 | A Raving Loon | This is not "romance"; this is an abusive relationship and you are the victim. |
| 21 Apr 2006 | Raising Our Son To Be A Manly Man | The fact that your husband cooks and cleans has nothing to do with his sexual identity. |
| 22 Apr 2006 | What If He Lives? | You are banking an awful lot on the probability that you are going to outlast him. |
| 23 Apr 2006 | What He Said | I doubt that your boyfriend has been truly honest with you, honest with his fiancé, let alone, honest with himself. |
| 29 Apr 2006 | Time To Grow Some Vertebrae | You and you alone have given [your sister] free rein to treat you with disrespect; therefore, you and you alone must fix the problem. |
| 01 May 2006 | The Black Sheep | In certain parts of society a person is considered to be a black sheep if he or she chooses to forego a life of welfare or a herd of mewling brats to get an education and an honest job. |
| 02 May 2006 | Not One Thin Dime | It doesn't take Jimmy the Greek to figure out the odds are very good that picking the parental pocket won't end here. |
| 03 May 2006 | Your Friend Is A Granola | At least two of those kids, and more likely all three of them, are long past the stage where breast feeding is of any nutritional benefit. |
| 05 May 2006 | He Does Not Want To Parent Your Child | Since you dated for at least a time, the topic that you are a "package deal" and have at least one child living at home should have come up in the conversation at some point. |
| 06 May 2006 | Going To The Dogs | [Your siblings] may wish to visit with you rather than spend their time with your kids. |
| 09 May 2006 | Aspirations Of Being A Trophy Wife | What you really wanted out of the relationship was a sugardaddy who would take care of you. |
| 22 May 2006 | The ABCs | Your family is under no obligation to throw you another baby shower because you are lackwitted enough to get pregnant a second time and are too broke to afford it. |
| 28 May 2006 | Holy Trailer Park, Batman! | Screwing around with your sister's boyfriend catapults you far beyond "never a good idea" and deep into the realm of "complete and utter idiot". |
| 02 Jun 2006 | Prudie Lays An Egg | This couple did not write to you to second-guess and trivialize their choice. |
| 05 Jun 2006 | Weddinghell Blues | No matter what their parents say, children don't want to come to weddings. |
| 06 Jun 2006 | Rock The Boat | Things will get nasty? Things are already nasty. |
| 23 Jun 2006 | Daddy's Girl | You are playing second fiddle to this man's adult, allow me to repeat, adult daughter. |
| 23 Jun 2006 | Oral Fixation | I would be interested in knowing just how "love" is defined in this instance. |
| 29 Jun 2006 | Impending Doom | The inevitable has happened and that idyll is now over. |
| 30 Jun 2006 | Emotional Rescue | What you need to do is start associating with people who value the two of you for more than your reproductive organs. |
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