| 01 Oct 2006 | Children At The Wedding ad infinitum | Throughout the festivities your lack of any form of parenting skills was as painfully obvious as you were painfully oblivious to havoc being wrought around you. |
| 15 Oct 2006 | Family Values | To be quite blunt, I wonder how you eat lunch in the same room as this bunch of loons and manage to keep it down. |
| 19 Oct 2006 | Piano Whines | Since these festivities take place in your home, lay down the law. |
| 20 Oct 2006 | The Last Word | Your mother is trying to put her skeleton in your closet and make you feel guilty long after she is gone. |
| 24 Oct 2006 | Where There Is A Will... | You are trying to screw your wife out of the security she needs. |
| 25 Oct 2006 | It's Not The Crown Jewels | Your sisters will continue whinging until someone steps up to the plate and puts them in their place. |
| 01 Nov 2006 | The Consequences Of Stupidity | Given the fact that your own credit rating is in the toilet, along with this current harebrained scheme, I strongly suspect that this is not the first time that you "didn't think it through." |
| 06 Nov 2006 | The Devil Wears Gucci | It is high time that you moved on and got on with your life. |
| 06 Nov 2006 | Play It Again, Aunt Mabel | The next time Dear Aunt Mabel launches into one of her epic discussions, take a step back... |
| 09 Nov 2006 | Idle Hands | The fact is, you are being a meddlesome old bag. I will lay you good odds that your daughters are getting bloody tired of it. |
| 29 Nov 2006 | Can You Be Sure He's Leaving? | What sort of example are you setting as a parent by allowing and actively pursuing this lowlife? |
| 01 Dec 2006 | I'll Tell You Where To Stuff The Turkey! | Give dear hubby a dose of his own "compromise". |
| 01 Dec 2006 | So You Can't Afford Counselling | Your daughter was not "lured" away by your ex. She was driven out by this so called "wonderful" man with your implicit permission. |
| 04 Dec 2006 | Someone Has Got To Make A Move Here | Are you sure that you are not an extended booty call? |
| 08 Dec 2006 | Sticky Sticky Fingers | Your husband's daughter, besides the fact that she is a thief, is bound and determined to break up her father's marriage. |
| 11 Dec 2006 | She Called Your Bluff | Never threaten anything that you don't intend to follow through. |
| 21 Dec 2006 | Genitalia, Genitalia | Real life is not portrayed on a porn video. |
| 29 Dec 2006 | You Are Not As Close As You Think You Are | Your father was not the only abuser in this household. |
| 31 Dec 2006 | Moving on - Him | Whether the rage you sense from him is just paranoia or something very real, it is still an issue between you. |
| 31 Dec 2006 | Moving on - Her | Thank God, Allah or the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all of His noodley appendages that you are out of that relationship. |
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